[ writings of a dead parrot ]

Title: Corporate Conspiracies For Dummies, Or A Mathletes Valentine's Day Special
Fandom: House/Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: House/McKay
Rating: R
Word count: 1,265
Summary: In which there's a date, a movie, and confessions. Sort of.
Notes: So I started writing this at 10AM this morning, and it's unbetaed because I had a bit of a deadline. Feel free to fix typos. Takes place during High School Is Not Another Name For Hell.

( Corporate Conspiracies For Dummies, Or A Mathletes Valentine's Day Special )

Title: Canada Is Awfully Nice In The Summer, Or How To Scare Off Potential Future Boyfriends In Two Easy Steps
Fandom: House/Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: House/McKay (with a side of House/Wilson)
Rating: PG
Word count: 495
Summary: "Shhh," House says, waving Wilson off with a glare and hand motions. "I'm trying to stalk someone."
Notes: For queenzulu's birthday. Part of the Mathletes 'verse. Reposted here because I'm fond of it.

( Canada Is Awfully Nice In The Summer, Or How To Scare Off Potential Future Boyfriends In Two Easy Steps )

Title: Undressing Like Cross-Eyed Strangers, Or It's Not Paranoia If The Universe Really Is Out To Get You
Fandom: House/Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: House/McKay
Rating: R
Word count: 4,647 words
Summary: In which there's a plague in Atlantis, connections are remade, and Rodney doesn't actually shoot House in the face.
Notes: Okay, this is the sequel to High School Is Not Another Name For Hell that I said that I'd make queenzulu write, but she agreed to write House/Watson for me instead (NO JUDGING), so I let her off the hook. Still, she and savemoony did an awesome job of helping me out along the way, betaing, giving awesome suggestions, and listening to me whine. There was a lot of whining. Apologies to Wilco for snagging the title from "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart".

( Undressing Like Cross-Eyed Strangers, Or It's Not Paranoia If The Universe Really Is Out To Get You )